Friday, November 24, 2006
Here's a joke that was given to me by my fren....i find it interesting so thought of sharing wif u guys...
WHY LADIES MUST KNOW HOW TO
SPEAK ENGLISH
One day, an Ang Moh(Eurasian) from USA
arrived at KLIA Airport(Malaysia)
After he checked out from
the customs,
he felt he needed to go to
the toilet, so he looked for one.
When he found the toilet,
there was a lady sitting at the entrance.
When he was about to enter
the toilet,
the lady stopped him and
asked for forty cents in Cantonese ("sey kok").
The Mat Salleh wondered why
in MALAYSIA
they have to "see the cock"
before entering the toilet?
So he said "no" but the lady
insisted.
Since he had no choice, he
took out his cock and showed it to her.
The lady said "No! No! Duit,
Duit!" (money in Malay),
but the Ang Moh
misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do
it!"
So he asked, "Now? Here?"
The lady replied "Yes,
yes!" because she doesn't quite understand
English..
The Ang Moh thought that she
wanted to have sex with him,
so he stripped the lady and
made love to her.
The lady started screaming
and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay),
and the Ang Moh thought it
was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!"
He said "OK! I will suck it
for you" and took both breasts and suck
them.
The lady again screamed "Oh,
TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD....in Malay).
The Ang Moh misunderstood
again. "Too HARD?
OK, sweetheart, I'll be
gentler a bit," the Ang Moh replied.
Suddenly, a security guard
walked by, so the lady shouted for help,
"TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!"
The Ang Moh replied, "Not
too long, just 6 inches only."
Hahahaha!! funny right?
